Friday, June 30, 2006

This is talent?

Have to wonder... flipping through channels I just saw half of a promotion for what appears to be a national talent show. Fair enough. Clips of extremely beautiful people dancing, doing magic, possibly discovering the pathogenic profile of an entirely new disease for all I know. I can accept all of that but...

...honestly, is putting scorpions down your pants a talent?

4 comments:

Anonymous said...

Jean: So what do you do for a living?

Bob: I put scorpions down my pants.

Jean: Oh really...

Bob: Been doing it for the last 8 years or so.

Jean: And your wife...does she work too?

Bob: Oh yes. She puts asps in her shirt. Cute little things.

Jean: And the rest of your family?

Bob: Mom raises black widow spiders in her hair. Dad is retired now. He swallowed leeches.

Jean: Anyone else?

Bob: My brother. Touchy subject in the family. We don't like to talk about him. He's been such a disappointment to my parents. He's a doctor.

For Kirk said...

No fair having better writing in the comments than in the blog!

Child 1 said...

You should have seen the scantily clad stilt dancing people! they were wearing yarn and little else? is that their talent, freezing while stilting? their hair defied gravity as well.

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