Have to wonder... flipping through channels I just saw half of a promotion for what appears to be a national talent show. Fair enough. Clips of extremely beautiful people dancing, doing magic, possibly discovering the pathogenic profile of an entirely new disease for all I know. I can accept all of that but...
...honestly, is putting scorpions down your pants a talent?
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This is for Kirk von Ackermann, missing in Iraq since October 9, 2003.
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4 comments:
Jean: So what do you do for a living?
Bob: I put scorpions down my pants.
Jean: Oh really...
Bob: Been doing it for the last 8 years or so.
Jean: And your wife...does she work too?
Bob: Oh yes. She puts asps in her shirt. Cute little things.
Jean: And the rest of your family?
Bob: Mom raises black widow spiders in her hair. Dad is retired now. He swallowed leeches.
Jean: Anyone else?
Bob: My brother. Touchy subject in the family. We don't like to talk about him. He's been such a disappointment to my parents. He's a doctor.
No fair having better writing in the comments than in the blog!
You should have seen the scantily clad stilt dancing people! they were wearing yarn and little else? is that their talent, freezing while stilting? their hair defied gravity as well.
Hey was just rolling thru wanted to let ya know ya got a cool blog here Nice Job.
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