Awwww... isn't that cute?

In the lessons learned category:

Things your kids do that amuse the heck out of you and that you therefore do not correct or discourage will look entirely different if you then move back near relatives of delicate sensibilities. Such items include:

A child who has recently learned to name items of clothing, but cannot say its 'r' yet so points to its chest and shouts 'shi(r)t' loudly in public.

A child who cannot say 'tr' so substitutes 'f' AND is obsessed with large vehicles.

A child who at an amazingly precocious age learned to swallow air in massive gulps to produce window-rattling belches.