I feel that Child 1's birthday post might have given an inaccurate picture of said Child.
It does indeed hold down job and school without apparent botheration. However it should not be judged on that alone. As counter evidence I present the present this Child bought for itself, something it felt was particularly suitable to mark the occasion of it leaving its irresponsible teens forever:
What are they? See them (and the Child) in action -
Yup, I think it's ready to take on its 20's with style and sophistication.