Thursday, January 31, 2008



The day of school cancellation we buffed Child 1's nose with The Rug - you know, because why stop with lucky knees if you can throw in a blessed nose as well. And know what? Child 1 won 2 games of bingo in German class. We're analyzing results now to see if they're outside statistical probability or if we can write immediately to The Old Church of Chain-Mail Blessings and let them know.

Also we're eying Child 3's anatomy trying to figure out what to bless next. Holy elbows perhaps?

In other news we had a conversation last night which ended up with Child 3 saying, "I have lured them in with my poo," in character as Hedley Lamarr from Blazing Saddles. We rolled around on the floor for a while, then Child 1 insisted on recording it for posterity on its digital camera. I believe that tells you nearly everything you should know about our family.


Anonymous said...

Only a very, very good mother would watch *Blazing Saddles* with her children.


Anonymous said...

I have a hunch it was the mother's idea to begin with.