Early morning conversation with Child 1 produced:
The invention of the Chastity Quarter (you had to be there)
Declaration of the need, at least locally for "What Not to Wear" for transvestites (no really, you had to be there)
Concise and fascinating discussion of the cultural revolution among modern humans 30,000 years ago and how the increase in trade would have produced a need for changed/increased altruistic behaviors.
Excellent start to Friday
Well, until I glanced down and realized I'd been sitting at my desk for an hour with my fly down.