1 man-made duck pond, verdantly green with algae
3 dozen ducks
47-eleven goldfish of varying sizes
X-thousand undergraduates in assorted states of un-dress and/or washedness
2 handfuls toddlers with grubby handfuls of breadcrumbs
1 school outing (aged approx 6) half-heartedly chasing down an escapee who had slipped the hand-holding-chain
Why on earth did someone feel it was essential to post a sign saying, "Warning! Do not drink pond water!"