During last night's Netflix showing -
Child 3: Know what I would do if I had a Darlek come up like that? I'd jump on and go, "now SPIN! WHEEEEEE!"
Child 1: I'd poke it in the eye stalk. POKE! POKE! You can't see me!
Me: I'd totally cuddle it. "Whose an ickle Darlek-warlek then? Izzee? Izzee? Hims is just the cutest little genocidal wobot hims is!"
Child 2: This is why Earth will never be invaded by Darleks.