Child 2 squozed itself onto my comfy chair at the bookstore. Fortunately it was a wide comfy chair and we are not wide people. However Its head was rather closer to my face than it normally is and I couldn't help but notice that It has particularly attractive hair.
Which I mentioned.
Child 2 is practicing accepting compliments so it did not reject the comment. It harrumphed a bit then brightened up and said, "oh! You too mom!" Which shows how wise Child 2 is becoming.
We agreed that basically we represented a chair full of fabulousness.
People might even slip in it as they walk by.
Yes, Child 2 says, it's pooling around us, all oozy.
Hmmmm I say, sort of like a slug, only gorgeous?