What he said: WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOH! Mamacita!
What he meant: I realize I'm sitting in an over-sized truck at a stoplight and you're simply crossing the road but I feel we've made a strong spiritual connection.
What I heard: The size of my truck has nothing to do with compensating! Nothing! It's just that the engine noise makes a nice counterpoint to my grunted efforts at conversation.
What he said: You're a web designer, huh? On the internet?
What he meant: Now you say something because then we're having a conversation and we can get to the part where I ask you to join me for a drink.
What I heard: Did you see how I connected web with internet? I've just exhausted my knowledge of the subject.
What I said: Sorry, but I've got a meeting in a few minutes.
What I meant: No. Really, no. Honestly, this is quite sincere, no, as in never. No.
What he heard: I want you! I want you! But you're too much man for me. Keep trying. In particular please lean a lot closer because I want you!
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It is a truth universally acknowledged that any woman refusing male attention is in desperate need of a sh*g!!!
GIrl, no one has given me that level of attention in years, except my husband, who got me pregnant in the process.
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